Wednesday, 2 April 2025

The Socials

 i was online in 1996

i quickly made the jump 

out of expensive recording studios

to

digitally creating music for tv

running a logic system off a tiny mac

the networks all got hip quick

i watched budgets go from $7000

to $700

times were changing

i rolled along


in 2003

when i started CAL

i told all the musicians

that they would need an email address

in order to go forward with my company

for many of them

this was a big undertaking

i forced many musicians to get online


in 2007 i had an arguement with a close friend

my stance was that ‘likes’ and followers

are going to be the currency of a successful business

he thought i was nuts

and that it had no actual value

in some ways he was right

but not really


all of the alumni share reels and clips

i worry that one day 

while crossing a border

they’re going to confiscate my phone

and see all the ridiculous and inappropriate reels

we all send each other

after that it’s ‘midnight express’ time

in a turkish prison for me


mostly we share cool stuff

i’m always amazed 

that someone went to the trouble

of conceiving 

filming

editing

and posting a video

for the sheer purpose of entertainment or instruction

sure they get likes

and followers

but other than that - they’re just doing it 

for the sake of being human

i always say that it renews my faith in humanity


the past couple of months

i’ve been producing videos

and posting them consistently

our likes and followers have more than doubled

and we’ve become a major presence 

while scrolling

the comments are overwhelmingly positive

but it speaks to human nature

at how a stray hater 

can stick tar to your heels


the haters really go after the zep band

our levee breaks video is getting close to 750k hits

and that’s big for us!

but the comments from the haters are incredible

here’s a couple

- drummer sucks

- singer sucks

- you guys should pack it in

- you’re playing it wrong

it’s astounding!

i don’t let it get to me 

i know who i am and what my company can do

but you know…


before i block them

i click on their profile

and dive in

they all a few things in common

- male 50+

- no likes

- no partner

- pictures of pick up trucks

- balding

i want to copy and paste this comment

“I’m sorry you feel that way. We’ve checked out

your profile and you seem angry and lonely. 

A more positive online persona would do wonders

for your mental health. Being a voice of hatred and

aiming at hard working musicians just digs you

deeper into a hole. Cheer up!”


but i don’t do this

because it’s just blow torches their flame


human nature revealed online is tricky

but i am quick to reassert

that the overwhelming vast majority of people

are good a decent and caring and cool

i’m not sure what the haters think they’re achieving

what is the mind set?

they watch the post

and there’s maybe 100 comments

all happy that we’re sharing music

but one old guy sees this

and thinks to himself

‘i’m going to take a dump on this thread

everyone will love me then’

it’s weird 


like many of us

i immerse myself on the socials

i’m on all the platforms

my attention span is that of a gnat

i can barely get through tv show or movie

without being bored 

i like short spurts of information

i’ve done well on the stock market 

(i just cashed everything out except for tesla and bitcoin)

and my cooking has bumped up to the next level

(making my own stock was a game changer)

i follow er doctors

palliative care nurses

a ship captain

a family in nigeria

a woman who sits on cakes 

artists

ny times

the moth

ron butler (a straight shooter)

a pretty healthy variety of people

all of them sharing their lives 

in hopes of making yours just a little bit better

it renews my faith in humanity




craig martin

(coffee, chocolate croissant)


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